When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

womens rights

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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