Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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