When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

The Game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Spotto

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Justin Bieber got laid

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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