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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Wats rong with yo leg.....

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why is pi? Because circles.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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