- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

A blind man walks into a wall.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

i like turtals and kids

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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