There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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mc hammers income.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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