What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Billy Cundiff.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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I killed someone today. :D

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Anti Joke

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