My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Womens rights !

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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