yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Nippies

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

WHAT????

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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