- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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