Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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