- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

? I hate niiggers ?

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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