- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

The BCS

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

you know whats funny the letter Q

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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