Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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This sentence is false.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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That's not what she said.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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