- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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