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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

once upon a time there was a boy

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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