How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Q. who's george porchy?

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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what did the deaf man say to his long-lost paraplegic brother? He did audibly make noise as deafness from birth meant that the capacity to form words through sound was much reduced, and instead simply gestured a greeting of loving familiarity.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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