- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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