How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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