Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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my whole life!

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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Women's rights.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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