Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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