- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

Knock Knock! Come in.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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