- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

brandon ya twwat

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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