What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Women's rights.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Fox News.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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That's what she didn't say

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TIMMAH!

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im black

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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