- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What number comes after 29? 30.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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