I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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