Harry Styles

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Thumbs this up

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

A black guy gets a job...

Penis.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Land Rovers

TOBUSCUS

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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