Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Woman Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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