- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Women's rights.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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