How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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