Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Flop dog

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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