- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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