Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Your all fags

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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