- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

alston wang

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

yes... that's the joke

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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