What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Andy Carrol

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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