- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Your mums a penis joke.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Republicans

Yeah right loser!

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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