- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

I didn't choose the thug life... I got a job.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Black people

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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