- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

No.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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