- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

This is a joke setup.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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