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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

spell backwards: taco cat

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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