- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Neither does he.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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