what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Women.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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