What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

Ju... Just why?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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