What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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