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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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