- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

"33"

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

Womens rights !

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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