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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

poop is very very yummy.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

NASCAR

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

What did Delaware? A coat.

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