- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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