How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Your mom is so fat...

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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