Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Mike tyson

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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