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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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Yeah right loser!

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What's the difference between a duck

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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my shift key is broken1

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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your going to die

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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My name is Harry.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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