Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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This is a joke

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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