what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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