- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy gets a job...

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Snarf Nuggets

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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