Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

what do u call a black person by his name

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Obamacare haters

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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