What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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