My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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