What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Dance is a sport

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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