Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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