Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Anti Joke

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