A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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