- Anti Joke

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

I saw a poor man named rich

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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