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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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