A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Hello, nice to meet you.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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