A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A woman's opinion

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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