Get in the car.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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