Bob fell off his roof.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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