How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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