What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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