Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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