why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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banana

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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