What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Paige

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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^that joke's not funny

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Anti Joke

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