Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Two english guys meet at work

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Thumbs this down

Woman's rights.

cancer

shauns beautiful

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

modern love

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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