i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Obamacare haters

what do u call a black person by his name

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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