If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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whats black? a black man

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Nippies

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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