A guy was beet by his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

thumb_up thumb_down +25

the love boat

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

thumb_up thumb_down +25

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

thumb_up thumb_down +25

I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops