- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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