Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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donald................duck for president

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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