- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Women.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

... i forgot the joke :p

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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