- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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