What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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My life :(

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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