- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

womens rights

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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