Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Nickelback

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Hey Shea

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i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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