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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

tims sty:)

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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