What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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